Pop the Cherry of the Virgin Mary (ok that was really inappropriate)

These are some miracle images of the "virgin mary."

 This woman found the face of good old Mary in her grilled cheese sandwich. Personally I think it resembles Marilyn Monroe, but whatever. I like that the woman has started wearing black lipstick and dark eye makeup in order to resemble the face on her burned piece of toast. C'mon lady... it's a grilled cheese, its pretty hard to fuck up.

 ¡Hola Mary! This face found on a tortilla is a bit more convincing than its grilled cousin above. You would think that if the virgin mary was really trying to reveal herself in some object, she would make herself beautiful and undeniable. Guess someone just made a shitty tortilla.

This guy was in a motorcycle accident and says that he can see the virgin mary in the wound on his leg. He also says that he believes he wasn't injured any worse because he was protected by her. Sir, you're a dumbass. You have a semi phallic wound on your leg which probably resulted from you doing something stupid on your motorcycle. Get a bandaid and stop being such a bitch.